Tunnock’s Tea Cake Umbrella
An officially licensed Tunnock's Tea Cake wrapper, stretched over a full-size umbrella, so you walk through…
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Pulp Dance and Drink Necklace
Pulp's filthiest lyric, hand-inked on a speech bubble you can wear to your nan's.
via Tatty Devine
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Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar
A genuine fire extinguisher shell, gutted and refitted as a lockable drinks cabinet with a stained pine…
via TheJerryCanCompany
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Inflatable Christmas Roast Turkey Costume
A full-body inflatable that turns the wearer into a glistening roast bird, drumsticks for arms and legs, with…
via Amazon UK
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Punching Bag Hole Punch
A standard A4 hole punch dressed up as a tiny boxing speedball, complete with red gloves on the lever…
via Menkind
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Giant Knife Mirror
A 5ft knife that functions as a mirror. It's handmade to order in Australia from acrylic and ships in two…
via Etsy
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Custom Ugly Portrait
Kings had court painters to make them look handsome. You get a bloke in North Carolina doing the exact…
via DUglyArt on Etsy
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Realistic Silicone Severed Finger Prop
A platinum-silicone severed finger, hand-painted by a special-effects maker, weighted to feel wrong in the…
via Etsy
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CEO of Fucking Everything Desk Plate
A small gold-effect plaque in a black surround that sits on a desk and quietly informs the room of the…
via Red Candy
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Cosmic Diner Starman Vase
A porcelain astronaut sat cross-legged, holding the vase opening where his head should be. Diesel and Seletti…
via Seletti UK
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The Sunshine Ice Lolly Sculpture
A glossy rainbow ice lolly, frozen in the act of melting in a tasteful orange puddle. 20cm tall, all resin…
via Bag and Bones
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Au Vodka Mystery Bottle
A full 70cl Au Vodka bottle in their iconic gold get-up. You don’t know which flavour until you peel the…
via Au Vodka
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Apocalypse Survival Kit
Five-piece survival tin — flint, lens, whistle, compass, mini multitool. None of it will save you. All of it…
via Suck UK
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The Judgy Jar
A handmade ceramic storage jar from Stan Mugs that stands on your counter with its arms on its hips, silently…
via Amazon UK
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Voodoo Knife Block With 5 Knives
A glossy red plastic figure with five stainless steel knives slotted in at deliberately uncomfortable angles…
via Raffaele Iannello
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LEGO Nintendo NES
LEGO describe this recreation of the Nintendo SNES as a “display piece for the discerning adult builder.”…
via Amazon UK
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Black Garlic Vodka
Vodka is the spirit that tastes of naff all. This one didn't get the memo. It comes from the Isle of Wight's…
via The Garlic Farm
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Crabby Silicone Spoon Holder
A bright red silicone crab who clings to the side of your saucepan and holds the dripping wooden spoon…
via Red Candy
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Gold Rock On Hand Headphone Stand
A small gold-effect hand throwing the rock-on salute, sized to hold a pair of over-ear headphones around the…
via IWOOT
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Uranus Chocolate Fudge
The best fudge comes from Uranus. That's their slogan, not ours, and they've been getting away with it since…
via Uranus Fudge Factory
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Tiny Arcade Atari 2600 Mini Console
A sandwich-sized, fully functional 3.5-inch replica of the Atari 2600 with a working joystick and ten…
via Amazon UK
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UK Crisp Packets Book
A whole book of empty crisp packets, from Salt 'n' Shake to Space Raiders.
via Amazon UK
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Novelty Joke Prescription Pill Box
A flat-packed cardboard pill box of the type the chemist hands you, with a printed prescription bag included…
via Etsy
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Delft Blue French Fries Tile
Four hundred years of Delft blue tradition, used to paint a carton of chips.
via The Dutch Tile Project
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Lunar Eclipse Heat-Change Mug
A heat-change mug that runs through a full lunar eclipse as your tea cools. Then resets.
via Suck UK
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Ceramic Garlic Salt & Pepper Shakers
A whole garlic bulb and a single clove, holding salt and pepper respectively. They sit together like they…
via Rex London
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LED Christmas Tree Mug
A 200ml ceramic mug shaped like a small Christmas tree, with little fairy lights embedded in the surface…
via Red Candy
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Wine Glass Bottle Topper
This is a glass of wine that doesn't end until the bottle does. The glass screws into the neck and you tip…
via Amazon UK
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Ichendorf Milano Chameleon Tumbler
A tumbler with a tiny 3D chameleon perched on a branch inside the glass. Pour something opaque and you'll…
via Sous Chef
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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s tweets and transcripts cut up and rearranged into poetry, without adding a word. “My hands are…
via Amazon UK
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Helvetica in Arial Tote Bag
A cotton tote printed with the word 'Helvetica', set in Arial. The cheapest, cruellest typography joke there…
via Cindy Rochlen
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Ass Blaster Hot Sauce in an Outhouse
Habanero hot sauce in its own wooden outhouse. Refreshingly honest about where this is all going.
via Amazon UK
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Ace of Hearts & Spades Ashtray
Sickhaus, who also sell the giant dice footstool, appear to be fitting out a casino one room at a time. This…
via Sickhaus
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David Attenborough Plant Markers
Four tiny David Attenboroughs to stand in your plant pots and quietly judge your watering.
via Amazon UK
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8 Ball Bottle Opener
Half of a real billiard 8 ball, with a stainless-steel bottle opener sunk into the flat side. Cue fun.
via Suck UK
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Raised on MTV, Running on HRT Mug
For the woman who spent 1991 taping the Top 40 off the radio and now spends her lunch breaks arguing with a…
via Of Life & Lemons
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Kittykey Keycap
If you've ever owned a cat, you already know the feeling of incessant nudging and paws on your computer…
via Duckeys
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Cat Butt Tissue Holder
A resin tissue box cover shaped like a cat lying flat with its rear end pointing skyward. Tissues come out of…
via Red Candy
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Art But Make It Sports — Hardback Book
A 176-page hardback that pairs iconic sports photographs with the classical paintings and sculptures they…
via Amazon UK
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Magnetic Floating Pen
A precision-machined refillable pen that spins slowly upright in mid-air whenever you set it back on its…
via Amazon UK
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Skull Tongs
Real stainless-steel cooking tongs whose gripping ends are cast as a skull’s upper and lower jaws.
via Suck UK
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Rabbit Eraser & Magnifying Glass
A vintage 1980s Japanese eraser with magnifying glass. Rabbit Brand, unused, built 85mm long in perfect…
via Present & Correct
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Human Dog Bed
A 170cm fluffy dog bed for an actual adult, with raised sides and a removable cover. Sit. Stay. Ignore the…
via Amazon UK
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Chernobyl Medic Box Fragment in Acrylic
A genuine fragment of the medic box from the Chernobyl exclusion zone, sealed in a clear acrylic block the…
via Etsy
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Prawn Snacking Forks in a Tin
Six tiny forks shaped like prawns, in a tin dressed up as posh deli fish. Tinned fish is having a moment on…
via Sous Chef
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Office Udder Stress Toy
A small pink silicone cow udder with a suction cup on top. Sticks under the desk, hangs there quietly, and…
via Amazon UK
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Bee Revival Kit Keyring
An aluminium keyring with a refillable vial of bee food syrup, for the moment you find a knackered bee and…
via BEEVIVE
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Heatable Happy Hot Potato
A microwavable plush potato with an embroidered face. Heat it for two minutes, hug it, repeat for the…
via Firebox
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Chocolate Slugs (Box of 14)
Fourteen hand-painted milk chocolate slugs, convincingly awful enough to put a gardener off their tea…
via The Edible Museum via Holly & Co
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Scorpion Love Heart Frame
Two real scorpions curled into a love heart on red velvet, for a relationship with a sting in it.
via DeadPrettybyJax
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