Alessi Anna G Corkscrew
A corkscrew shaped like a smiling woman who throws her arms up as the cork comes out, as pleased as you are…
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Gifts for Couples
Awesome gifts for couples that aren't matching mugs, scented candles, or anything called a 'date night essential'.
Joe Corten Steel Bear
A life-size steel bear for the garden that rusts on purpose. Costs about the same as a used car, and is…
via Milk Concept Boutique
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‘It’s About Time’ Wedding Candle
For the couple who got engaged under one prime minister and married under another. A hand-poured candle that…
via Lizzielane
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Custom Ugly Portrait
Kings had court painters to make them look handsome. You get a bloke in North Carolina doing the exact…
via DUglyArt on Etsy
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Crisp Bouquet
A hand-wrapped bouquet of crisps from CrispDelight in York. Ask for their favourite flavours, then try not to…
via CrispDelight on Etsy
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Naef Bauhaus Chess Pieces
Josef Hartwig redesigned chess at the Bauhaus in 1923 so each piece shows how it moves: cubes slide…
via Babipur
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Human Dog Bed
A 170cm fluffy dog bed for an actual adult, with raised sides and a removable cover. Sit. Stay. Ignore the…
via Amazon UK
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Vibrating Kitchen Knife
A kitchen knife whose blade hums at 30,000 vibrations per second. Sharp by trickery, not by edge. Currently…
via Seattle Ultrasonics
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Seletti Monkey Lamp
Marcantonio's brooding primate, clutching a single bulb for eternity. One of those design objects people…
via Seletti UK
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David Attenborough Plant Markers
Four tiny David Attenboroughs to stand in your plant pots and quietly judge your watering.
via Amazon UK
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Cheeky Push-Down Figurine Night Light
A 30cm white figurine night light with a yellow pleated shade. Tasteful from across the room. The on switch…
via Etsy
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Fuck You From The Sky Kite
A giant middle finger, made of nylon and string. Brutto in A Coruña built it as a personal project against…
via Brutto
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Face Confetti Potato
Your message on a real potato. Your face on the confetti. A personalised gift with consequences for their…
via Text a Potato
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Lorem Ipsum Rocks Glass
Every designer has pasted lorem ipsum into their artwork a thousand times and read it precisely never. Here…
via Well Told
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Cook’s Book Kitchen Scales
Digital kitchen scales hidden inside a hardback-book case so they live on the shelf next to your cookbooks.
via Suck UK
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Love You F*ck You Vase
Me Old China hand-thrown electric blue earthenware vase, glazed with LOVE YOU F*CK YOU across the side.
via Me Old China
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Black Garlic Vodka
Vodka is the spirit that tastes of naff all. This one didn't get the memo. It comes from the Isle of Wight's…
via The Garlic Farm
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Giant Ice Cream Cone Planter
This vendor says Oldenburg's giant floor burger and Jeff Koons' Puppy were inspiration for their pop-art ice…
via Third Drawer Down
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Going, Going, Gone! Art Auction Card Game
An art auction card game where you bid on fake masterpieces like Munch's The Uncontrollable Giggle.
via Laurence King
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Wine Glass Bottle Topper
This is a glass of wine that doesn't end until the bottle does. The glass screws into the neck and you tip…
via Amazon UK
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Voodoo Knife Block With 5 Knives
A glossy red plastic figure with five stainless steel knives slotted in at deliberately uncomfortable angles…
via Raffaele Iannello
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Coravin Pivot+ Wine System
Swap your bottle's cork or cap for a posh stopper that pours through it with argon, keeping your wine fresh…
via Coravin
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Disco Ball Hanging Planter
A genuine mirror-tiled disco ball, hollowed out, fitted with a hanging chain, and pretending to be a plant…
via Firebox
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BOSKA Partyclette ToGo
A tealight-powered raclette for two that turns a night in into a cheese sweat.
via Amazon UK
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Ceramic Burger Salt & Pepper Shakers
Two tiny ceramic burgers, hand-glazed, that you fill with salt and pepper through silicone stoppers…
via Rex London
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Mix Tape USB Stick
A cassette-style USB pack with space to write on. The most low-key romantic gift on the internet.
via Amazon UK
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Gracula Vampire Garlic Crusher
A 10cm tall plastic Count Dracula. Pop a clove of garlic in his mouth, twist his head, watch the garlic come…
via Red Candy
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Alessi Juicy Salif Lemon Squeezer
Philippe Starck sketched it on a napkin in a pizzeria and it ended up in MoMA. Officially a lemon squeezer…
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Cosmic Diner Starman Vase
A porcelain astronaut sat cross-legged, holding the vase opening where his head should be. Diesel and Seletti…
via Seletti UK
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Chocolate Human Heart
A life-size chocolate human heart with veins, arteries and fake blood. Romance, literally.
via The Edible Museum
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Crabby Silicone Spoon Holder
A bright red silicone crab who clings to the side of your saucepan and holds the dripping wooden spoon…
via Red Candy
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We’re Not Really Strangers
The card deck a photographer once handed to strangers, now the Couples Edition. Three levels of questions…
via Amazon UK
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Ichendorf Milano Chameleon Tumbler
A tumbler with a tiny 3D chameleon perched on a branch inside the glass. Pour something opaque and you'll…
via Sous Chef
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Cordless Filament Lightbulb
An Edison-style filament bulb with no socket and no cable — just a switch on the base and five hours of warm…
via Suck UK
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Custom Wedding Bobbleheads
Send two photos and a real person sculpts the couple in miniature, oversized heads gently nodding, dressed…
via BobbleGifts
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Prawn Snacking Forks in a Tin
Six tiny forks shaped like prawns, in a tin dressed up as posh deli fish. Tinned fish is having a moment on…
via Sous Chef
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Scorpion Love Heart Frame
Two real scorpions curled into a love heart on red velvet, for a relationship with a sting in it.
via DeadPrettybyJax
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Toiletpaper Dinner Plate
Toiletpaper is Maurizio Cattelan's wordless, faintly unsettling magazine, printed onto dinner plates…
via Selfridges
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John Bercow Hot Water Bottle
The former Speaker of the House, printed on a fluffy fleece hot water bottle cover. He'll keep order in the…
via Twisted Twee
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Ceramic Garlic Salt & Pepper Shakers
A whole garlic bulb and a single clove, holding salt and pepper respectively. They sit together like they…
via Rex London
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Manchester Brick Vase
The Lowry are selling bricks from Stoke’s Outwood Works that are slip-cast and sent back up the M6 as…
via The Lowry
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You Are My Lobster Neon Sign
Phoebe was right about Ross and Rachel and she's been quietly right about you and your person ever since. A…
via Bag and Bones
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Chocolate Slugs (Box of 14)
Fourteen hand-painted milk chocolate slugs, convincingly awful enough to put a gardener off their tea…
via The Edible Museum via Holly & Co
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Squid, Octopus and Sardines Tinned Fish Box
Posh tinned octopus, squid and sardines for the tinned fish date night TikTok won’t shut up about.
via The Tinned Fish Market
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Wild Ring
WildRing cast custom silver and gold rings from a place you choose, a coastline, a mountain ridge or a home…
via WildRing Studio
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Sriracha Bottle Ceramic Vase
A ceramic Sriracha bottle with room for flowers in the back. Romance has finally reached the condiments aisle.
via Sous Chef
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