Clocky Runaway Alarm Clock
A digital alarm clock with two chunky rubber wheels. Hit snooze and it leaps off the bedside table, scoots…
via Menkind
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Gifts for Her
Unusual gifts for her, miles past the prosecco-and-pampering aisle.
Uranus Chocolate Fudge
The best fudge comes from Uranus. That's their slogan, not ours, and they've been getting away with it since…
via Uranus Fudge Factory
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Counter-Print Object Logos
108 pages of trademarks built from actual things: scissors, keys, trumpets, staplers. A pocket-sized logo…
via Counter-Print
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David Attenborough Plant Markers
Four tiny David Attenboroughs to stand in your plant pots and quietly judge your watering.
via Amazon UK
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I Eat Asbestos Hat
An acid-wash five-panel cap, the exact one your dad would wear to the tip, embroidered across the front with…
via Threadheads
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You Wouldn’t Download a Cat Tee
Threadheads resurrected the early-2000s anti-piracy advert and put it on an oversized tee, mostly so you can…
via Threadheads
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Cat Butt Tissue Holder
A resin tissue box cover shaped like a cat lying flat with its rear end pointing skyward. Tissues come out of…
via Red Candy
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Death Row Recipes Cookbook
A short, dark cookbook that pairs the actual final meal of each death-row inmate with the crime that put them…
via Firebox
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Love Will Tear Us Apart Jug
A Bella Freud jug featuring the words to Joy Division's biggest hit. 100% bone china and 16.5cm tall. UK…
via Bella Freud
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Cocaine Apothecary Jar
A small clear glass jar with a stoppered lid and an aged pharmacy label that just says Cocaine. Looks like it…
via Etsy
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Ori Pickle Pen
Tom's Studio dressed their refillable Ori highlighter as a pickle, fluoro pink ink and custom pickle-green…
via Tom's Studio
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Au Vodka Mystery Bottle
A full 70cl Au Vodka bottle in their iconic gold get-up. You don’t know which flavour until you peel the…
via Au Vodka
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Acrobatic Circus Taxidermy Mouse
A real (ethically sourced) mouse, posed mid-leap through a tiny illuminated circus hoop. He arrives in a…
via Etsy
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Giant Ice Cream Cone Planter
This vendor says Oldenburg's giant floor burger and Jeff Koons' Puppy were inspiration for their pop-art ice…
via Third Drawer Down
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Wine Glass Bottle Topper
This is a glass of wine that doesn't end until the bottle does. The glass screws into the neck and you tip…
via Amazon UK
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Novelty Joke Prescription Pill Box
A flat-packed cardboard pill box of the type the chemist hands you, with a printed prescription bag included…
via Etsy
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CEO of Fucking Everything Desk Plate
A small gold-effect plaque in a black surround that sits on a desk and quietly informs the room of the…
via Red Candy
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Cat Hot Water Bottle
A standard hot water bottle wrapped in a plush cover that looks uncannily like a sleeping cat. Houseguests…
via Suck UK
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The Judgy Jar
A handmade ceramic storage jar from Stan Mugs that stands on your counter with its arms on its hips, silently…
via Amazon UK
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Scorpion Love Heart Frame
Two real scorpions curled into a love heart on red velvet, for a relationship with a sting in it.
via DeadPrettybyJax
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Pikkii The Thirsty Planter
A small ceramic person sipping water from a cup, beside the plant pot they're irrigating. Capillary siphon…
via The Projekt Store
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What I’m Looking At Mirror Mask
A mirrored mask by designer Freddie Yauner: wear it and nobody sees your face, only a reflection of whatever…
via Freddie Yauner
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Custom D&D Character Miniature
A handmade tabletop miniature, sculpted and painted from photos of a real person. They get sent off, you get…
via Etsy
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Mix Tape USB Stick
A cassette-style USB pack with space to write on. The most low-key romantic gift on the internet.
via Amazon UK
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Gregg Wallace Engraved Wooden Spoon
A wooden spoon indelibly etched with the head of disgraced MasterChef star Gregg Wallace. He's since…
via Amazon UK
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Hand Shaped Cushion
A lambswool cushion shaped like a human hand with palmistry lines drawn on the inside, knitted by Donna…
via Donna Wilson
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Diet Cunt Clack Fan
A clack fan that says Diet Cunt across it. Pinkswag pitch it at drag shows, Pride and club nights; we'd add…
via Pinkswag
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Roselle Mini Vase Fridge Magnets
Five ceramic vases about the height of a thumb, magnetised to stick to the fridge. Each holds a single daisy…
via Inovessa
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Zippo Hand Warmer
Zippo’s chrome hand warmer gives up to 12 hours of flameless heat. For bus stops that feel like a survival…
via Zippo UK
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Mr Bingo ‘Do One Thing At A Time’ Print
A single-colour riso print, hand-pulled on Colorplan and signed by Mr Bingo. The message is 'do one thing at…
via Mr Bingo
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Irn-Bru Luxury Umbrella
An officially licensed Irn-Bru umbrella. Double canopied, windproof and with a wooden handle. The essential…
via Gillian Kyle
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Martin Parr Zip Pockets
Three zip pouches printed with Martin Parr's photos of seagulls mid-heist and Brits queueing grimly for ice…
via Keep + Kind
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Love You F*ck You Vase
Me Old China hand-thrown electric blue earthenware vase, glazed with LOVE YOU F*CK YOU across the side.
via Me Old China
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Ace of Hearts & Spades Ashtray
Sickhaus, who also sell the giant dice footstool, appear to be fitting out a casino one room at a time. This…
via Sickhaus
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Chocolate Slugs (Box of 14)
Fourteen hand-painted milk chocolate slugs, convincingly awful enough to put a gardener off their tea…
via The Edible Museum via Holly & Co
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Lagging Cursor Ring
A jewellery-grade stainless steel ring from Studio Cult, modelled on the lagging cursor train your browser…
via Studio Cult
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Houseplant Ash & Scent Set
A heavy marble ashtray with a built-in incense well. Seth Rogen's brand Houseplant. Sixty-four scent droplets…
via The Droplet Co
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Dice Footstool
An oversized acrylic dice, built to sit under your feet rather than get thrown across a casino floor. Best…
via Sickhaus
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Personalised Ice Cream Shovel
A stainless steel ice cream shovel with your name engraved. It's sized for a tub rather than a driveway. 6…
via MineMega
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Hand-Tufted Tiger Skeleton Rug
A hand-tufted wool rug shaped like a full tiger skeleton, ribcage and tail intact, splayed across the floor…
via Etsy
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Seletti Monkey Lamp
Marcantonio's brooding primate, clutching a single bulb for eternity. One of those design objects people…
via Seletti UK
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Heatable Happy Hot Potato
A microwavable plush potato with an embroidered face. Heat it for two minutes, hug it, repeat for the…
via Firebox
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Plant Life Support IV Drip
A 350ml IV drip bag and stand that you stake into a houseplant pot to keep it watered for up to seven days…
via Bubblegum Stuff
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Wild Ring
WildRing cast custom silver and gold rings from a place you choose, a coastline, a mountain ridge or a home…
via WildRing Studio
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Custom Ugly Portrait
Kings had court painters to make them look handsome. You get a bloke in North Carolina doing the exact…
via DUglyArt on Etsy
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Disco Ball Hanging Planter
A genuine mirror-tiled disco ball, hollowed out, fitted with a hanging chain, and pretending to be a plant…
via Firebox
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Boobs Jigsaw Puzzle
A 204-piece jigsaw of boobs. All shapes, all sizes, all identical when you're 150 pieces in looking for the…
via The Spark Company
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Trotty The Pig Footstool With Blue Legs
Trotty is also a footstool, in the same way that a labrador is also a draught excluder. He is plump, pink…
via Red Candy
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Chilli Table Lamp
A 34cm red glass chilli that lights up the house like a kebab shop. All of the drama, none of the burn.
via Urban Outfitters
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Cordless Filament Lightbulb
An Edison-style filament bulb with no socket and no cable — just a switch on the base and five hours of warm…
via Suck UK
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