Chernobyl Medic Box Fragment in Acrylic
A genuine fragment of the medic box from the Chernobyl exclusion zone, sealed in a clear acrylic block the…
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Christmas Gifts
Weird Christmas gifts that aren't another bath set, insipid picture frame, or polite-smile candle.
UK Crisp Packets Book
A whole book of empty crisp packets, from Salt 'n' Shake to Space Raiders.
via Amazon UK
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Boobs Jigsaw Puzzle
A 204-piece jigsaw of boobs. All shapes, all sizes, all identical when you're 150 pieces in looking for the…
via The Spark Company
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Squid, Octopus and Sardines Tinned Fish Box
Posh tinned octopus, squid and sardines for the tinned fish date night TikTok won’t shut up about.
via The Tinned Fish Market
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Ass Blaster Hot Sauce in an Outhouse
Habanero hot sauce in its own wooden outhouse. Refreshingly honest about where this is all going.
via Amazon UK
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Crabby Silicone Spoon Holder
A bright red silicone crab who clings to the side of your saucepan and holds the dripping wooden spoon…
via Red Candy
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LED Christmas Tree Mug
A 200ml ceramic mug shaped like a small Christmas tree, with little fairy lights embedded in the surface…
via Red Candy
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Inflatable Christmas Roast Turkey Costume
A full-body inflatable that turns the wearer into a glistening roast bird, drumsticks for arms and legs, with…
via Amazon UK
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Hand Grenade Keyring with Toxic Waste Chilli Extract
A grenade-shaped keyring carrying 5ml of nine-million-Scoville chilli extract. For the mate who brings their…
via Hot-Headz
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Mr Bingo ‘Do One Thing At A Time’ Print
A single-colour riso print, hand-pulled on Colorplan and signed by Mr Bingo. The message is 'do one thing at…
via Mr Bingo
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David Attenborough Plant Markers
Four tiny David Attenboroughs to stand in your plant pots and quietly judge your watering.
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Dark Lord Lamp
A hand-finished resin lamp from Scoot Makes Art, shaped like a certain Dark Lord's helmet and lit from…
via Scoot Makes Art
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Chilli Table Lamp
A 34cm red glass chilli that lights up the house like a kebab shop. All of the drama, none of the burn.
via Urban Outfitters
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BOSKA Partyclette ToGo
A tealight-powered raclette for two that turns a night in into a cheese sweat.
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Au Vodka Mystery Bottle
A full 70cl Au Vodka bottle in their iconic gold get-up. You don’t know which flavour until you peel the…
via Au Vodka
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Recycled Ocean Plastic Butter Knife
A butter knife with a handle made from abandoned fishing nets pulled off British beaches. Every crumpet you…
via Holly & Co
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Gold Rock On Hand Headphone Stand
A small gold-effect hand throwing the rock-on salute, sized to hold a pair of over-ear headphones around the…
via IWOOT
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Zippo Hand Warmer
Zippo’s chrome hand warmer gives up to 12 hours of flameless heat. For bus stops that feel like a survival…
via Zippo UK
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Bad Habit Cat Cardholder Tin
A cigarette case with a smoking black cat on the lid. Inside, it's a wallet.
via Trinket
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Ninja Renaissance T-Shirt
The real Renaissance masters in Ninja Turtle bandanas. Finally, some art history they’ll actually wear.
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Art But Make It Sports — Hardback Book
A 176-page hardback that pairs iconic sports photographs with the classical paintings and sculptures they…
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Grim Steeper Tea Infuser
A tiny Grim Reaper for your loose-leaf tea. Hang his scythe over the mug and give Death a quiet job in the…
via Amazon UK
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Rotating Floating Moon Lamp
A textured 3D-printed moon that magnetically floats above a wooden base, spins slowly, and glows in any…
via Amazon UK
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Get Your Sh*t Together 2027 Wall Calendar
A 2026 wall calendar with a quietly furious headline above each month and a sticker sheet to mark the days…
via Amazon UK
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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s tweets and transcripts cut up and rearranged into poetry, without adding a word. “My hands are…
via Amazon UK
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Infinity Orb Levitating Bluetooth Speaker
A spherical Bluetooth speaker that magnetically hovers a few centimetres above its illuminated base, spinning…
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Official Atari 3D Beer Glass
A licensed 600ml pint glass with the Atari Fuji embossed in 3D on the side, raised enough that you can feel…
via IWOOT
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Prawn Snacking Forks in a Tin
Six tiny forks shaped like prawns, in a tin dressed up as posh deli fish. Tinned fish is having a moment on…
via Sous Chef
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Brutal London: Barbican Estate
A paper cut-out kit of the Barbican's Lauderdale Tower, standing 19cm tall once built. Brutalism for the…
via Zupagrafika
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Tiny Arcade Atari 2600 Mini Console
A sandwich-sized, fully functional 3.5-inch replica of the Atari 2600 with a working joystick and ten…
via Amazon UK
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Cubebot Wooden Robot
A beechwood robot with elastic joints that holds dozens of poses and folds back into a perfect cube. No…
via Amazon UK
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8 Ball Bottle Opener
Half of a real billiard 8 ball, with a stainless-steel bottle opener sunk into the flat side. Cue fun.
via Suck UK
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El Casco Chrome Pencil Sharpener
Born in the Basque Country, El Casco started creating these beauties in the 1920s when they moved from…
via Brepen
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Hot Sauce Hot Water Bottle
A hot-water bottle dressed as a Sriracha bottle. For the chilli obsessive whose feet are, inexplicably…
via Amazon UK
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Houseplant Ash & Scent Set
A heavy marble ashtray with a built-in incense well. Seth Rogen's brand Houseplant. Sixty-four scent droplets…
via The Droplet Co
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Disco Ball Hanging Planter
A genuine mirror-tiled disco ball, hollowed out, fitted with a hanging chain, and pretending to be a plant…
via Firebox
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Shakespeare So Lit T-Shirt
The Bard, an old engraving and two words of Gen Z slang. The only Shakespeare they’ll wear willingly.
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Bird Pun Coasters Set of 6
Six coasters, six real British birds, and not one you can say in front of the vicar.
via Sarah Edmonds
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King of Beers
A vintage General Electric radio rebuilt by artist Scott Hildebrandt into a lit miniature diorama of the…
via Clever Mister Christmas
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Heatable Happy Hot Potato
A microwavable plush potato with an embroidered face. Heat it for two minutes, hug it, repeat for the…
via Firebox
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John Bercow Hot Water Bottle
The former Speaker of the House, printed on a fluffy fleece hot water bottle cover. He'll keep order in the…
via Twisted Twee
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Custom D&D Character Miniature
A handmade tabletop miniature, sculpted and painted from photos of a real person. They get sent off, you get…
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Going, Going, Gone! Art Auction Card Game
An art auction card game where you bid on fake masterpieces like Munch's The Uncontrollable Giggle.
via Laurence King
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Martin Parr Zip Pockets
Three zip pouches printed with Martin Parr's photos of seagulls mid-heist and Brits queueing grimly for ice…
via Keep + Kind
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Death Row Recipes Cookbook
A short, dark cookbook that pairs the actual final meal of each death-row inmate with the crime that put them…
via Firebox
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Chocolate Human Heart
A life-size chocolate human heart with veins, arteries and fake blood. Romance, literally.
via The Edible Museum
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Naef Bauhaus Chess Pieces
Josef Hartwig redesigned chess at the Bauhaus in 1923 so each piece shows how it moves: cubes slide…
via Babipur
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