Shakespeare So Lit T-Shirt

Nobody tells you in Year 9 that Shakespeare swore like a builder. He called people whoresons, boils, and plague sores. The best? Fat-kidneyed rascal. It’s this kind of profanity that suddenly makes English Lit so lit. 8Ball has put him on a t-shirt for teens with the only review he needs.

The spec:

• Gildan SoftStyle ringspun cotton, 153gsm
• Nine colours, Small to 3XL (2XL and up cost a couple of quid more)
• Printed to order in the UK by 8Ball
• Doubles as revision

A gift for: the sixth-former with a vape and a Penguin Classic.