Uranus Chocolate Fudge
The best fudge comes from Uranus. That's their slogan, not ours, and they've been getting away with it since…
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Father's Day Gifts
Cool Father's Day gifts that beat another bottle of something brown.
Doorballs Testicle Door Knocker
Looks, from across the room, like a tasteful Roman ornament. Looks, from any closer, like a pair of testicles.
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Brutal London: Barbican Estate
A paper cut-out kit of the Barbican's Lauderdale Tower, standing 19cm tall once built. Brutalism for the…
via Zupagrafika
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Art But Make It Sports — Hardback Book
A 176-page hardback that pairs iconic sports photographs with the classical paintings and sculptures they…
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Stressticles Stress Balls
Two soft squishy stress balls in a small pouch, shaped exactly like a pair of bollocks. It's the desk fidget…
via Firebox
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Building Brick Tissue Box Cover
A tissue box cover 3D printed to look like an oversized Lego brick, studs and all, in the four primary…
via ProfessorPrints
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8 Ball Bottle Opener
Half of a real billiard 8 ball, with a stainless-steel bottle opener sunk into the flat side. Cue fun.
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Parksible Smart Garage for Model Cars
A miniature Tokyo automated multi-storey car park, sized for Hot Wheels, with an app and a scanning camera on…
via Fun Tech Lab
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Zippo Hand Warmer
Zippo’s chrome hand warmer gives up to 12 hours of flameless heat. For bus stops that feel like a survival…
via Zippo UK
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TARDIS Plant Pot
The TARDIS, 3D printed as a plant pot, either a genuinely good joke about it being bigger on the inside or…
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Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar
A genuine fire extinguisher shell, gutted and refitted as a lockable drinks cabinet with a stained pine…
via TheJerryCanCompany
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Tiny Arcade Atari 2600 Mini Console
A sandwich-sized, fully functional 3.5-inch replica of the Atari 2600 with a working joystick and ten…
via Amazon UK
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Crook to Cook Cookbook
Fifty recipes from a fried bologna sandwich to lobster thermidor, most nicked from Snoop's show with Martha…
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Chernobyl Medic Box Fragment in Acrylic
A genuine fragment of the medic box from the Chernobyl exclusion zone, sealed in a clear acrylic block the…
via Etsy
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Official Atari 3D Beer Glass
A licensed 600ml pint glass with the Atari Fuji embossed in 3D on the side, raised enough that you can feel…
via IWOOT
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Tongue Magnetic Key Holder
A magnetic key holder shaped like a giant tongue, for anyone who wants to put their Yales on Mick Jagger's…
via Magnosphere
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Black Garlic Vodka
Vodka is the spirit that tastes of naff all. This one didn't get the memo. It comes from the Isle of Wight's…
via The Garlic Farm
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UK Crisp Packets Book
A whole book of empty crisp packets, from Salt 'n' Shake to Space Raiders.
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Insert Coin LED Trailer Hitch Cover
A trailer hitch cover lit like a 1980s arcade coin-slot panel. By day, a metal plate. By night, a glowing…
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Lifesize Bigfoot Garden Ornament
A six-foot fibreglass Sasquatch garden ornament with piercing brown eyes, no neck and broad shoulders…
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Bad Habit Cat Cardholder Tin
A cigarette case with a smoking black cat on the lid. Inside, it's a wallet.
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Ass Blaster Hot Sauce in an Outhouse
Habanero hot sauce in its own wooden outhouse. Refreshingly honest about where this is all going.
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LEGO Nintendo NES
LEGO describe this recreation of the Nintendo SNES as a “display piece for the discerning adult builder.”…
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Lunar Eclipse Heat-Change Mug
A heat-change mug that runs through a full lunar eclipse as your tea cools. Then resets.
via Suck UK
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Beard Bib Mirror Hair-Catcher
A nylon bib that snaps around your neck and suction-cups onto your bathroom mirror. Trim away. Every clipping…
via Amazon UK
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Slugger Champions Wind-Up Boxing Toy
Two tin-plate boxers on a small platform. Wind them. They punch. By FunClox, who specialise in mechanical…
via FunClox
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Skull Tongs
Real stainless-steel cooking tongs whose gripping ends are cast as a skull’s upper and lower jaws.
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Be Here Now Album Print
Tboy Studios have reprinted Oasis' Be Here Now cover as a museum-grade giclee on metallic photo rag…
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Going, Going, Gone! Art Auction Card Game
An art auction card game where you bid on fake masterpieces like Munch's The Uncontrollable Giggle.
via Laurence King
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