Tongue Magnetic Key Holder

Haven’t you always wanted to hang your keys off Mick Jagger’s mouth? Well the Magnosphere assume you have. This loud-as-hell, bright red tongue is magnetic and wall mountable — a real classy touch for any sophisticated hallway. It’s probably best not to dwell on where the tongue’s been too much, not after sixty-odd years of backstage waggling.

The spec:

• Magnetic, grips any metal surface
• Holds a loaded keyring
• Wall-mountable,
• 8 x 5.5 x 8.9cm

A gift for: the dad who calls the Stones ‘a proper band’.