Croissant Cushion
An oversized plush croissant cushion, about 55cm wide and convincingly buttery in colour. Functions as a sofa…
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Gifts for Teens
Cool gifts for teens designed to get a smile before the headphones go back on.
Dice Footstool
An oversized acrylic dice, built to sit under your feet rather than get thrown across a casino floor. Best…
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Crying Mary Candle Holder
A ceramic Virgin Mary who weeps red wax. Very goth or a miracle, depending on your parish.
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Cubebot Wooden Robot
A beechwood robot with elastic joints that holds dozens of poses and folds back into a perfect cube. No…
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Emotional Support Pickle
A 40cm plush pickle with a mock-clinical attachment tag explaining its emotional-support credentials.
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Clocky Runaway Alarm Clock
A digital alarm clock with two chunky rubber wheels. Hit snooze and it leaps off the bedside table, scoots…
via Menkind
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Building Brick Tissue Box Cover
A tissue box cover 3D printed to look like an oversized Lego brick, studs and all, in the four primary…
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Monroé Plush Spade Pillow
A spade-shaped sherpa cushion with a face embroidered into it in raised thread and appliqué. The expression…
via Maison & Fitch
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Capybara Hot Water Bottle
A standard rubber hot water bottle wrapped in a plush capybara cover. The face is the right amount of vacant.
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Realistic Silicone Severed Finger Prop
A platinum-silicone severed finger, hand-painted by a special-effects maker, weighted to feel wrong in the…
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Colour Wheel Enamel Pin
A hard-enamel colour wheel pin with eight wedges. 1.9cm in size. The perfect gift for designers, or fans of…
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Wireless Cassette Speaker
A Bluetooth speaker the exact size of a TDK cassette, complete with visible spools and a printed label.
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Crook to Cook Cookbook
Fifty recipes from a fried bologna sandwich to lobster thermidor, most nicked from Snoop's show with Martha…
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LEGO Nintendo NES
LEGO describe this recreation of the Nintendo SNES as a “display piece for the discerning adult builder.”…
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Hot Sauce Hot Water Bottle
A hot-water bottle dressed as a Sriracha bottle. For the chilli obsessive whose feet are, inexplicably…
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Brutal London: Barbican Estate
A paper cut-out kit of the Barbican's Lauderdale Tower, standing 19cm tall once built. Brutalism for the…
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Dark Lord Lamp
A hand-finished resin lamp from Scoot Makes Art, shaped like a certain Dark Lord's helmet and lit from…
via Scoot Makes Art
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Tiny Arcade Atari 2600 Mini Console
A sandwich-sized, fully functional 3.5-inch replica of the Atari 2600 with a working joystick and ten…
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The Sunshine Ice Lolly Sculpture
A glossy rainbow ice lolly, frozen in the act of melting in a tasteful orange puddle. 20cm tall, all resin…
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Personalised Ice Cream Shovel
A stainless steel ice cream shovel with your name engraved. It's sized for a tub rather than a driveway. 6…
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Magnetic Floating Pen
A precision-machined refillable pen that spins slowly upright in mid-air whenever you set it back on its…
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Au Vodka 12-Can Vest
Twelve cans across your torso, held in place with velcro and a buckle. Au Vodka built the vest. They will…
via Au Vodka
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Fuck You From The Sky Kite
A giant middle finger, made of nylon and string. Brutto in A Coruña built it as a personal project against…
via Brutto
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Ninja Renaissance T-Shirt
The real Renaissance masters in Ninja Turtle bandanas. Finally, some art history they’ll actually wear.
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Rotating Floating Moon Lamp
A textured 3D-printed moon that magnetically floats above a wooden base, spins slowly, and glows in any…
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Homer Simpson Bush Meme Plant Stake
Homer disappearing backwards into a hedge — the meme — made physical as a 3D-printed, weatherproof…
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Gold Rock On Hand Headphone Stand
A small gold-effect hand throwing the rock-on salute, sized to hold a pair of over-ear headphones around the…
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Finger Hands Tiny Puppets
A pair of soft rubber finger puppets shaped like miniature human hands. Slip them onto the ends of your index…
via Incognito UK
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Shakespeare So Lit T-Shirt
The Bard, an old engraving and two words of Gen Z slang. The only Shakespeare they’ll wear willingly.
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Lunar Eclipse Heat-Change Mug
A heat-change mug that runs through a full lunar eclipse as your tea cools. Then resets.
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Kittykey Keycap
If you've ever owned a cat, you already know the feeling of incessant nudging and paws on your computer…
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Uranus Chocolate Fudge
The best fudge comes from Uranus. That's their slogan, not ours, and they've been getting away with it since…
via Uranus Fudge Factory
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Cat Hot Water Bottle
A standard hot water bottle wrapped in a plush cover that looks uncannily like a sleeping cat. Houseguests…
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I Eat Asbestos Hat
An acid-wash five-panel cap, the exact one your dad would wear to the tip, embroidered across the front with…
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