Toilet Timer
A five-minute wooden sand timer reading “Time to Get Off the Toilet”. Slightly funny. Slightly useful.
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Gifts for Parents
Unique gifts for parents that aren't slippers or another John Lewis voucher.
Loch Ness Tea Monster
A tea-riffic green silicone Loch Ness Monster infuser. Head and humps poke out of your mug while loose-leaf…
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Trotty The Pig Footstool With Blue Legs
Trotty is also a footstool, in the same way that a labrador is also a draught excluder. He is plump, pink…
via Red Candy
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Tunnock’s Tea Cake Umbrella
An officially licensed Tunnock's Tea Cake wrapper, stretched over a full-size umbrella, so you walk through…
via Gillian Kyle
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Alessi Anna G Corkscrew
A corkscrew shaped like a smiling woman who throws her arms up as the cork comes out, as pleased as you are…
via Heal's
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Love Will Tear Us Apart Jug
A Bella Freud jug featuring the words to Joy Division's biggest hit. 100% bone china and 16.5cm tall. UK…
via Bella Freud
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TARDIS Plant Pot
The TARDIS, 3D printed as a plant pot, either a genuinely good joke about it being bigger on the inside or…
via ProfessorPrints
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Squirrel-Sized Picnic Table
A miniature wooden picnic table for squirrels, with a peg in the middle for a corn cob. Mount it on a tree, a…
via Amazon UK
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Alessi Juicy Salif Lemon Squeezer
Philippe Starck sketched it on a napkin in a pizzeria and it ended up in MoMA. Officially a lemon squeezer…
via Heal's
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Ceramic Burger Salt & Pepper Shakers
Two tiny ceramic burgers, hand-glazed, that you fill with salt and pepper through silicone stoppers…
via Rex London
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John Bercow Hot Water Bottle
The former Speaker of the House, printed on a fluffy fleece hot water bottle cover. He'll keep order in the…
via Twisted Twee
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Bird Pun Coasters Set of 6
Six coasters, six real British birds, and not one you can say in front of the vicar.
via Sarah Edmonds
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Tongue Magnetic Key Holder
A magnetic key holder shaped like a giant tongue, for anyone who wants to put their Yales on Mick Jagger's…
via Magnosphere
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Pikkii The Thirsty Planter
A small ceramic person sipping water from a cup, beside the plant pot they're irrigating. Capillary siphon…
via The Projekt Store
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I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Glove
An oven glove that says I Am The Secret Ingredient. Laughing Sisters call this sassy. Read literally, it's a…
via Laughing Sisters
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Plant Life Support IV Drip
A 350ml IV drip bag and stand that you stake into a houseplant pot to keep it watered for up to seven days…
via Bubblegum Stuff
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Grim Steeper Tea Infuser
A tiny Grim Reaper for your loose-leaf tea. Hang his scythe over the mug and give Death a quiet job in the…
via Amazon UK
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UK Crisp Packets Book
A whole book of empty crisp packets, from Salt 'n' Shake to Space Raiders.
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Recycled Ocean Plastic Butter Knife
A butter knife with a handle made from abandoned fishing nets pulled off British beaches. Every crumpet you…
via Holly & Co
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Heatable Happy Hot Potato
A microwavable plush potato with an embroidered face. Heat it for two minutes, hug it, repeat for the…
via Firebox
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Joe Corten Steel Bear
A life-size steel bear for the garden that rusts on purpose. Costs about the same as a used car, and is…
via Milk Concept Boutique
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Crabby Silicone Spoon Holder
A bright red silicone crab who clings to the side of your saucepan and holds the dripping wooden spoon…
via Red Candy
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Beard Bib Mirror Hair-Catcher
A nylon bib that snaps around your neck and suction-cups onto your bathroom mirror. Trim away. Every clipping…
via Amazon UK
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Cook’s Book Kitchen Scales
Digital kitchen scales hidden inside a hardback-book case so they live on the shelf next to your cookbooks.
via Suck UK
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Giant Ice Cream Cone Planter
This vendor says Oldenburg's giant floor burger and Jeff Koons' Puppy were inspiration for their pop-art ice…
via Third Drawer Down
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Prawn Snacking Forks in a Tin
Six tiny forks shaped like prawns, in a tin dressed up as posh deli fish. Tinned fish is having a moment on…
via Sous Chef
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Breakfast Club VHS Puzzle
A 500-piece Breakfast Club jigsaw, packed into a case styled like an old Blockbuster rental.
via Mad4Toys
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Going, Going, Gone! Art Auction Card Game
An art auction card game where you bid on fake masterpieces like Munch's The Uncontrollable Giggle.
via Laurence King
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Manchester Brick Vase
The Lowry are selling bricks from Stoke’s Outwood Works that are slip-cast and sent back up the M6 as…
via The Lowry
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Wine Glass Bottle Topper
This is a glass of wine that doesn't end until the bottle does. The glass screws into the neck and you tip…
via Amazon UK
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Irn-Bru Luxury Umbrella
An officially licensed Irn-Bru umbrella. Double canopied, windproof and with a wooden handle. The essential…
via Gillian Kyle
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Novelty Joke Prescription Pill Box
A flat-packed cardboard pill box of the type the chemist hands you, with a printed prescription bag included…
via Etsy
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Black Garlic Vodka
Vodka is the spirit that tastes of naff all. This one didn't get the memo. It comes from the Isle of Wight's…
via The Garlic Farm
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Basically Dead Tombstone Birthday Candle
A nine-centimetre tombstone-shaped birthday candle reading “Basically Dead”. Sing the song slowly.
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Martin Parr Zip Pockets
Three zip pouches printed with Martin Parr's photos of seagulls mid-heist and Brits queueing grimly for ice…
via Keep + Kind
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Uranus Chocolate Fudge
The best fudge comes from Uranus. That's their slogan, not ours, and they've been getting away with it since…
via Uranus Fudge Factory
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LED Christmas Tree Mug
A 200ml ceramic mug shaped like a small Christmas tree, with little fairy lights embedded in the surface…
via Red Candy
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David Attenborough Plant Markers
Four tiny David Attenboroughs to stand in your plant pots and quietly judge your watering.
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Chocolate Slugs (Box of 14)
Fourteen hand-painted milk chocolate slugs, convincingly awful enough to put a gardener off their tea…
via The Edible Museum via Holly & Co
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Coravin Pivot+ Wine System
Swap your bottle's cork or cap for a posh stopper that pours through it with argon, keeping your wine fresh…
via Coravin
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Roselle Mini Vase Fridge Magnets
Five ceramic vases about the height of a thumb, magnetised to stick to the fridge. Each holds a single daisy…
via Inovessa
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Human Dog Bed
A 170cm fluffy dog bed for an actual adult, with raised sides and a removable cover. Sit. Stay. Ignore the…
via Amazon UK
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Slugger Champions Wind-Up Boxing Toy
Two tin-plate boxers on a small platform. Wind them. They punch. By FunClox, who specialise in mechanical…
via FunClox
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Art But Make It Sports — Hardback Book
A 176-page hardback that pairs iconic sports photographs with the classical paintings and sculptures they…
via Amazon UK
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Raised on MTV, Running on HRT Mug
For the woman who spent 1991 taping the Top 40 off the radio and now spends her lunch breaks arguing with a…
via Of Life & Lemons
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