Ceramic Garlic Salt & Pepper Shakers
A whole garlic bulb and a single clove, holding salt and pepper respectively. They sit together like they…
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Home & Decor Gifts
Memorable gifts for the home that doesn't do B&M candles and 'live laugh love' prints.
Alessi Juicy Salif Lemon Squeezer
Philippe Starck sketched it on a napkin in a pizzeria and it ended up in MoMA. Officially a lemon squeezer…
via Heal's
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Cosmic Diner Starman Vase
A porcelain astronaut sat cross-legged, holding the vase opening where his head should be. Diesel and Seletti…
via Seletti UK
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Ace of Hearts & Spades Ashtray
Sickhaus, who also sell the giant dice footstool, appear to be fitting out a casino one room at a time. This…
via Sickhaus
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Doorballs Testicle Door Knocker
Looks, from across the room, like a tasteful Roman ornament. Looks, from any closer, like a pair of testicles.
via Amazon UK
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Trotty The Pig Footstool With Blue Legs
Trotty is also a footstool, in the same way that a labrador is also a draught excluder. He is plump, pink…
via Red Candy
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Mr P Toilet Roll Holder
Wall-mounted Mr P, both hands above his head, holding the next loo roll aloft with quiet pride. He looks like…
via Red Candy
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Seletti Monkey Lamp
Marcantonio's brooding primate, clutching a single bulb for eternity. One of those design objects people…
via Seletti UK
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Cocaine Apothecary Jar
A small clear glass jar with a stoppered lid and an aged pharmacy label that just says Cocaine. Looks like it…
via Etsy
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Plant Life Support IV Drip
A 350ml IV drip bag and stand that you stake into a houseplant pot to keep it watered for up to seven days…
via Bubblegum Stuff
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Love Will Tear Us Apart Jug
A Bella Freud jug featuring the words to Joy Division's biggest hit. 100% bone china and 16.5cm tall. UK…
via Bella Freud
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Off You Fuck Door Topper
A strip of matt black acrylic, laser cut to say 'OFF YOU FUCK.' It's handmade in North Yorkshire and perfect…
via Happy Laser Co
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Be Here Now Album Print
Tboy Studios have reprinted Oasis' Be Here Now cover as a museum-grade giclee on metallic photo rag…
via Tboy Studios
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The Big Drip Ice Cream Sculpture
A 36cm white resin ice cream cone with a gold-plated melt frozen mid-droop. Handmade, which means each one's…
via Bag and Bones
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Delft Blue French Fries Tile
Four hundred years of Delft blue tradition, used to paint a carton of chips.
via The Dutch Tile Project
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David Attenborough Plant Markers
Four tiny David Attenboroughs to stand in your plant pots and quietly judge your watering.
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Dice Footstool
An oversized acrylic dice, built to sit under your feet rather than get thrown across a casino floor. Best…
via Sickhaus
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Personalised Ice Cream Shovel
A stainless steel ice cream shovel with your name engraved. It's sized for a tub rather than a driveway. 6…
via MineMega
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Toiletpaper Dinner Plate
Toiletpaper is Maurizio Cattelan's wordless, faintly unsettling magazine, printed onto dinner plates…
via Selfridges
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Tongue Magnetic Key Holder
A magnetic key holder shaped like a giant tongue, for anyone who wants to put their Yales on Mick Jagger's…
via Magnosphere
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Cheeky Push-Down Figurine Night Light
A 30cm white figurine night light with a yellow pleated shade. Tasteful from across the room. The on switch…
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Monroé Plush Spade Pillow
A spade-shaped sherpa cushion with a face embroidered into it in raised thread and appliqué. The expression…
via Maison & Fitch
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Antique Banko Ware Five Faces Teapot
A circa-1900 Japanese Banko ware teapot, relief-moulded with five separate grotesque faces. All highly…
via Adam Calvert Bentley
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Naef Bauhaus Chess Pieces
Josef Hartwig redesigned chess at the Bauhaus in 1923 so each piece shows how it moves: cubes slide…
via Babipur
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Human Dog Bed
A 170cm fluffy dog bed for an actual adult, with raised sides and a removable cover. Sit. Stay. Ignore the…
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You Are My Lobster Neon Sign
Phoebe was right about Ross and Rachel and she's been quietly right about you and your person ever since. A…
via Bag and Bones
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Cordless Filament Lightbulb
An Edison-style filament bulb with no socket and no cable — just a switch on the base and five hours of warm…
via Suck UK
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Custom Wedding Bobbleheads
Send two photos and a real person sculpts the couple in miniature, oversized heads gently nodding, dressed…
via BobbleGifts
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Bird Pun Coasters Set of 6
Six coasters, six real British birds, and not one you can say in front of the vicar.
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Rotating Floating Moon Lamp
A textured 3D-printed moon that magnetically floats above a wooden base, spins slowly, and glows in any…
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Joe Corten Steel Bear
A life-size steel bear for the garden that rusts on purpose. Costs about the same as a used car, and is…
via Milk Concept Boutique
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Scorpion Love Heart Frame
Two real scorpions curled into a love heart on red velvet, for a relationship with a sting in it.
via DeadPrettybyJax
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Sriracha Bottle Ceramic Vase
A ceramic Sriracha bottle with room for flowers in the back. Romance has finally reached the condiments aisle.
via Sous Chef
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Ceramic Burger Salt & Pepper Shakers
Two tiny ceramic burgers, hand-glazed, that you fill with salt and pepper through silicone stoppers…
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Hand-Tufted Tiger Skeleton Rug
A hand-tufted wool rug shaped like a full tiger skeleton, ribcage and tail intact, splayed across the floor…
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Roselle Mini Vase Fridge Magnets
Five ceramic vases about the height of a thumb, magnetised to stick to the fridge. Each holds a single daisy…
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Houseplant Ash & Scent Set
A heavy marble ashtray with a built-in incense well. Seth Rogen's brand Houseplant. Sixty-four scent droplets…
via The Droplet Co
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Love You F*ck You Vase
Me Old China hand-thrown electric blue earthenware vase, glazed with LOVE YOU F*CK YOU across the side.
via Me Old China
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Pikkii The Thirsty Planter
A small ceramic person sipping water from a cup, beside the plant pot they're irrigating. Capillary siphon…
via The Projekt Store
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The Judgy Jar
A handmade ceramic storage jar from Stan Mugs that stands on your counter with its arms on its hips, silently…
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Alessi Anna G Corkscrew
A corkscrew shaped like a smiling woman who throws her arms up as the cork comes out, as pleased as you are…
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Hand Shaped Cushion
A lambswool cushion shaped like a human hand with palmistry lines drawn on the inside, knitted by Donna…
via Donna Wilson
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Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar
A genuine fire extinguisher shell, gutted and refitted as a lockable drinks cabinet with a stained pine…
via TheJerryCanCompany
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Crying Mary Candle Holder
A ceramic Virgin Mary who weeps red wax. Very goth or a miracle, depending on your parish.
via Disturbia
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Ichendorf Milano Chameleon Tumbler
A tumbler with a tiny 3D chameleon perched on a branch inside the glass. Pour something opaque and you'll…
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Mr Bingo ‘Do One Thing At A Time’ Print
A single-colour riso print, hand-pulled on Colorplan and signed by Mr Bingo. The message is 'do one thing at…
via Mr Bingo
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Infinity Orb Levitating Bluetooth Speaker
A spherical Bluetooth speaker that magnetically hovers a few centimetres above its illuminated base, spinning…
via Amazon UK
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Cook’s Book Kitchen Scales
Digital kitchen scales hidden inside a hardback-book case so they live on the shelf next to your cookbooks.
via Suck UK
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Remote Scottish Postboxes Book
A boxed set of 12 postcards from Martin Parr's Remote Scottish Postboxes, the photographer's lone red boxes…
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The Sunshine Ice Lolly Sculpture
A glossy rainbow ice lolly, frozen in the act of melting in a tasteful orange puddle. 20cm tall, all resin…
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