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Off You Fuck Door Topper

£9.99

A strip of matt black acrylic, laser-cut to read OFF YOU FUCK. Made to order in North Yorkshire, the only county that could turn an offensive message into a keepsake. It’s available in four fonts, all as offensive as the others. There’s a ‘NO RIFF RAFF’ version too, for when ‘OFF YOU FUCK’ feels a touch on the nose.

The spec:

  • Matt black acrylic, 4cm tall, laser-cut to order
  • Four fonts: thin, round, condensed, bold
  • Handmade in North Yorkshire
  • Mounts above the doorframe

A gift for: any miserable sod in a flat cap.

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