Ninja Renaissance T-Shirt
The real Renaissance masters in Ninja Turtle bandanas. Finally, some art history they’ll actually wear.
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Secret Santa Gifts
Drawn a name, and no idea what to buy? Welcome to the secret santa gift shelf. Everything below is funny, cheap enough, and falls perfectly between 'too personal' and 'who the fuck are you again?'
Beard Bib Mirror Hair-Catcher
A nylon bib that snaps around your neck and suction-cups onto your bathroom mirror. Trim away. Every clipping…
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TARDIS Plant Pot
The TARDIS, 3D printed as a plant pot, either a genuinely good joke about it being bigger on the inside or…
via ProfessorPrints
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Gregg Wallace Engraved Wooden Spoon
A wooden spoon indelibly etched with the head of disgraced MasterChef star Gregg Wallace. He's since…
via Amazon UK
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Crook to Cook Cookbook
Fifty recipes from a fried bologna sandwich to lobster thermidor, most nicked from Snoop's show with Martha…
via Amazon UK
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Finger Hands Tiny Puppets
A pair of soft rubber finger puppets shaped like miniature human hands. Slip them onto the ends of your index…
via Incognito UK
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Kittykey Keycap
If you've ever owned a cat, you already know the feeling of incessant nudging and paws on your computer…
via Duckeys
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Shakespeare So Lit T-Shirt
The Bard, an old engraving and two words of Gen Z slang. The only Shakespeare they’ll wear willingly.
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Get Your Sh*t Together 2027 Wall Calendar
A 2026 wall calendar with a quietly furious headline above each month and a sticker sheet to mark the days…
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Heatable Happy Hot Potato
A microwavable plush potato with an embroidered face. Heat it for two minutes, hug it, repeat for the…
via Firebox
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Stressticles Stress Balls
Two soft squishy stress balls in a small pouch, shaped exactly like a pair of bollocks. It's the desk fidget…
via Firebox
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Hot Sauce Hot Water Bottle
A hot-water bottle dressed as a Sriracha bottle. For the chilli obsessive whose feet are, inexplicably…
via Amazon UK
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Ass Blaster Hot Sauce in an Outhouse
Habanero hot sauce in its own wooden outhouse. Refreshingly honest about where this is all going.
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Novelty Joke Prescription Pill Box
A flat-packed cardboard pill box of the type the chemist hands you, with a printed prescription bag included…
via Etsy
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LED Christmas Tree Mug
A 200ml ceramic mug shaped like a small Christmas tree, with little fairy lights embedded in the surface…
via Red Candy
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UK Crisp Packets Book
A whole book of empty crisp packets, from Salt 'n' Shake to Space Raiders.
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Prawn Snacking Forks in a Tin
Six tiny forks shaped like prawns, in a tin dressed up as posh deli fish. Tinned fish is having a moment on…
via Sous Chef
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Rabbit Eraser & Magnifying Glass
A vintage 1980s Japanese eraser with magnifying glass. Rabbit Brand, unused, built 85mm long in perfect…
via Present & Correct
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Wireless Cassette Speaker
A Bluetooth speaker the exact size of a TDK cassette, complete with visible spools and a printed label.
via Suck UK
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Raised on MTV, Running on HRT Mug
For the woman who spent 1991 taping the Top 40 off the radio and now spends her lunch breaks arguing with a…
via Of Life & Lemons
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Colour Wheel Enamel Pin
A hard-enamel colour wheel pin with eight wedges. 1.9cm in size. The perfect gift for designers, or fans of…
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Grim Steeper Tea Infuser
A tiny Grim Reaper for your loose-leaf tea. Hang his scythe over the mug and give Death a quiet job in the…
via Amazon UK
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Uranus Chocolate Fudge
The best fudge comes from Uranus. That's their slogan, not ours, and they've been getting away with it since…
via Uranus Fudge Factory
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Blackwing TV Test Screen Pencils
A Blackwing pencil built around the 80s TV test card. It features the classic silver ferrule with an…
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Going, Going, Gone! Art Auction Card Game
An art auction card game where you bid on fake masterpieces like Munch's The Uncontrollable Giggle.
via Laurence King
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Punching Bag Hole Punch
A standard A4 hole punch dressed up as a tiny boxing speedball, complete with red gloves on the lever…
via Menkind
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Brutal London: Barbican Estate
A paper cut-out kit of the Barbican's Lauderdale Tower, standing 19cm tall once built. Brutalism for the…
via Zupagrafika
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CEO of Fucking Everything Desk Plate
A small gold-effect plaque in a black surround that sits on a desk and quietly informs the room of the…
via Red Candy
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David Attenborough Plant Markers
Four tiny David Attenboroughs to stand in your plant pots and quietly judge your watering.
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Emotional Support Pickle
A 40cm plush pickle with a mock-clinical attachment tag explaining its emotional-support credentials.
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Office Udder Stress Toy
A small pink silicone cow udder with a suction cup on top. Sticks under the desk, hangs there quietly, and…
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Gold Rock On Hand Headphone Stand
A small gold-effect hand throwing the rock-on salute, sized to hold a pair of over-ear headphones around the…
via IWOOT
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BOSKA Partyclette ToGo
A tealight-powered raclette for two that turns a night in into a cheese sweat.
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Death Row Recipes Cookbook
A short, dark cookbook that pairs the actual final meal of each death-row inmate with the crime that put them…
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Breakfast Club VHS Puzzle
A 500-piece Breakfast Club jigsaw, packed into a case styled like an old Blockbuster rental.
via Mad4Toys
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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s tweets and transcripts cut up and rearranged into poetry, without adding a word. “My hands are…
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