Uranus Chocolate Fudge
The best fudge comes from Uranus. That's their slogan, not ours, and they've been getting away with it since…
There is a small genre of calendar that does not believe in you. Twelve months, twelve nicely typeset pages, and a running theme of ‘go on then, sort your life out’ stitched through the whole thing. Imagine Andrew Tate shouting abuse at you every morning, just without the misogynistic undertones.
A spec:
A gift for: the friend who has bought an ice bath.
Same flavour of weird, different shape.