The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

£12.29

Rob Sears has done something the White House press corps never managed, and made Donald Trump sound thoughtful.

He took the tweets, the Truth Social posts and the rally transcripts, cut them up and put them back together as poetry. Not a single word added. Bangers include “My hands are normal hands” and “All I ask is fairness”, which is about his hair.

The spec:

Expanded 2024 hardback edition, 208 pages
Every line is Trump’s own words
Published by Canongate

A gift for: the dad who forwards Trump clips to the family WhatsApp.

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