Ass Blaster Hot Sauce in an Outhouse

The hot sauces you’ll find in Tesco are too polite to mention what happens the next morning, but Ass Blaster puts it right there in the name.

It’s habanero sauce with added capsaicin extract, packed into a little wooden outhouse (it’s a shithouse) that gives full on hillbilly vibes. It’s a nice souvenir for chilli lovers who want a reminder of their Ass Kickin’.

The spec:

• Habanero hot sauce boosted with capsaicin extract
• Comes in a collector’s wooden outhouse
• Listing says “hold onto something heavy” when you splash it on.
• 1,000,000 Scovilles

A gift for: the dad who’s been banned from the downstairs loo