8 Ball Bottle Opener

Someone has taken a real billiard 8 ball, sliced it in half and popped a stainless-steel bottle opener into the flat side. That’s it. That’s the gift. Heavy. Weighty. Deeply satisfying to pick up off a kitchen counter and threaten to throw at a sibling. Its the kind of object that sits out permanently and gets noticed once a month for the rest of its life.

A gift for: the dad who has a “snug”.