Love Will Tear Us Apart Jug
A Bella Freud jug featuring the words to Joy Division's biggest hit. 100% bone china and 16.5cm tall. UK…
via Bella Freud
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Housewarming Gifts
Unique housewarming gifts for situations where your presence isn't enough.
David Attenborough Plant Markers
Four tiny David Attenboroughs to stand in your plant pots and quietly judge your watering.
via Amazon UK
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Black Garlic Vodka
Vodka is the spirit that tastes of naff all. This one didn't get the memo. It comes from the Isle of Wight's…
via The Garlic Farm
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Squid, Octopus and Sardines Tinned Fish Box
Posh tinned octopus, squid and sardines for the tinned fish date night TikTok won’t shut up about.
via The Tinned Fish Market
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8 Ball Bottle Opener
Half of a real billiard 8 ball, with a stainless-steel bottle opener sunk into the flat side. Cue fun.
via Suck UK
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Manchester Brick Vase
The Lowry are selling bricks from Stoke’s Outwood Works that are slip-cast and sent back up the M6 as…
via The Lowry
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Coravin Pivot+ Wine System
Swap your bottle's cork or cap for a posh stopper that pours through it with argon, keeping your wine fresh…
via Coravin
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Mr Bingo ‘Do One Thing At A Time’ Print
A single-colour riso print, hand-pulled on Colorplan and signed by Mr Bingo. The message is 'do one thing at…
via Mr Bingo
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Doorballs Testicle Door Knocker
Looks, from across the room, like a tasteful Roman ornament. Looks, from any closer, like a pair of testicles.
via Amazon UK
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Mr P Toilet Roll Holder
Wall-mounted Mr P, both hands above his head, holding the next loo roll aloft with quiet pride. He looks like…
via Red Candy
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Homer Simpson Bush Meme Plant Stake
Homer disappearing backwards into a hedge — the meme — made physical as a 3D-printed, weatherproof…
via Etsy
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Crying Mary Candle Holder
A ceramic Virgin Mary who weeps red wax. Very goth or a miracle, depending on your parish.
via Disturbia
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Bird Pun Coasters Set of 6
Six coasters, six real British birds, and not one you can say in front of the vicar.
via Sarah Edmonds
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Ceramic Garlic Salt & Pepper Shakers
A whole garlic bulb and a single clove, holding salt and pepper respectively. They sit together like they…
via Rex London
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Sriracha Bottle Ceramic Vase
A ceramic Sriracha bottle with room for flowers in the back. Romance has finally reached the condiments aisle.
via Sous Chef
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I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Glove
An oven glove that says I Am The Secret Ingredient. Laughing Sisters call this sassy. Read literally, it's a…
via Laughing Sisters
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Cosmic Diner Starman Vase
A porcelain astronaut sat cross-legged, holding the vase opening where his head should be. Diesel and Seletti…
via Seletti UK
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Trotty The Pig Footstool With Blue Legs
Trotty is also a footstool, in the same way that a labrador is also a draught excluder. He is plump, pink…
via Red Candy
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Cordless Filament Lightbulb
An Edison-style filament bulb with no socket and no cable — just a switch on the base and five hours of warm…
via Suck UK
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Off You Fuck Door Topper
A strip of matt black acrylic, laser cut to say 'OFF YOU FUCK.' It's handmade in North Yorkshire and perfect…
via Happy Laser Co
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Alessi Anna G Corkscrew
A corkscrew shaped like a smiling woman who throws her arms up as the cork comes out, as pleased as you are…
via Heal's
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Gregg Wallace Engraved Wooden Spoon
A wooden spoon indelibly etched with the head of disgraced MasterChef star Gregg Wallace. He's since…
via Amazon UK
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Dice Footstool
An oversized acrylic dice, built to sit under your feet rather than get thrown across a casino floor. Best…
via Sickhaus
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Personalised Ice Cream Shovel
A stainless steel ice cream shovel with your name engraved. It's sized for a tub rather than a driveway. 6…
via MineMega
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Gracula Vampire Garlic Crusher
A 10cm tall plastic Count Dracula. Pop a clove of garlic in his mouth, twist his head, watch the garlic come…
via Red Candy
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Squirrel-Sized Picnic Table
A miniature wooden picnic table for squirrels, with a peg in the middle for a corn cob. Mount it on a tree, a…
via Amazon UK
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Delft Blue French Fries Tile
Four hundred years of Delft blue tradition, used to paint a carton of chips.
via The Dutch Tile Project
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Love You F*ck You Vase
Me Old China hand-thrown electric blue earthenware vase, glazed with LOVE YOU F*CK YOU across the side.
via Me Old China
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The Big Drip Ice Cream Sculpture
A 36cm white resin ice cream cone with a gold-plated melt frozen mid-droop. Handmade, which means each one's…
via Bag and Bones
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Ichendorf Milano Chameleon Tumbler
A tumbler with a tiny 3D chameleon perched on a branch inside the glass. Pour something opaque and you'll…
via Sous Chef
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Prawn Snacking Forks in a Tin
Six tiny forks shaped like prawns, in a tin dressed up as posh deli fish. Tinned fish is having a moment on…
via Sous Chef
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Be Here Now Album Print
Tboy Studios have reprinted Oasis' Be Here Now cover as a museum-grade giclee on metallic photo rag…
via Tboy Studios
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Recycled Ocean Plastic Butter Knife
A butter knife with a handle made from abandoned fishing nets pulled off British beaches. Every crumpet you…
via Holly & Co
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The Judgy Jar
A handmade ceramic storage jar from Stan Mugs that stands on your counter with its arms on its hips, silently…
via Amazon UK
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Chilli Table Lamp
A 34cm red glass chilli that lights up the house like a kebab shop. All of the drama, none of the burn.
via Urban Outfitters
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Roselle Mini Vase Fridge Magnets
Five ceramic vases about the height of a thumb, magnetised to stick to the fridge. Each holds a single daisy…
via Inovessa
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Raised on MTV, Running on HRT Mug
For the woman who spent 1991 taping the Top 40 off the radio and now spends her lunch breaks arguing with a…
via Of Life & Lemons
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Cook’s Book Kitchen Scales
Digital kitchen scales hidden inside a hardback-book case so they live on the shelf next to your cookbooks.
via Suck UK
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Loch Ness Tea Monster
A tea-riffic green silicone Loch Ness Monster infuser. Head and humps poke out of your mug while loose-leaf…
via Amazon UK
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Monroé Plush Spade Pillow
A spade-shaped sherpa cushion with a face embroidered into it in raised thread and appliqué. The expression…
via Maison & Fitch
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Crabby Silicone Spoon Holder
A bright red silicone crab who clings to the side of your saucepan and holds the dripping wooden spoon…
via Red Candy
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Chernobyl Medic Box Fragment in Acrylic
A genuine fragment of the medic box from the Chernobyl exclusion zone, sealed in a clear acrylic block the…
via Etsy
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Toiletpaper Dinner Plate
Toiletpaper is Maurizio Cattelan's wordless, faintly unsettling magazine, printed onto dinner plates…
via Selfridges
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Remote Scottish Postboxes Book
A boxed set of 12 postcards from Martin Parr's Remote Scottish Postboxes, the photographer's lone red boxes…
via Amazon UK
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Disco Ball Hanging Planter
A genuine mirror-tiled disco ball, hollowed out, fitted with a hanging chain, and pretending to be a plant…
via Firebox
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Rotating Floating Moon Lamp
A textured 3D-printed moon that magnetically floats above a wooden base, spins slowly, and glows in any…
via Amazon UK
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Houseplant Ash & Scent Set
A heavy marble ashtray with a built-in incense well. Seth Rogen's brand Houseplant. Sixty-four scent droplets…
via The Droplet Co
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Popup Hot Dog Toaster
Two compartments for sausages, two for buns. Push it down, wait three minutes, retrieve a fully-assembled hot…
via Menkind
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Antique Banko Ware Five Faces Teapot
A circa-1900 Japanese Banko ware teapot, relief-moulded with five separate grotesque faces. All highly…
via Adam Calvert Bentley
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The Sunshine Ice Lolly Sculpture
A glossy rainbow ice lolly, frozen in the act of melting in a tasteful orange puddle. 20cm tall, all resin…
via Bag and Bones
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