Antique Banko Ware Five Faces Teapot

A circa-1900 Japanese Banko ware teapot, relief-moulded with five separate grotesque faces, all of them as ugly as each other. This is a genuine antique, but genuinely unsettling. For the best part of £400 you can enter a Studio Ghibli fever dream every time you fancy a brew.

The spec:

• Antique Japanese Banko ware, circa 1900
• Relief-moulded
• 5 distinct grotesque masks

A gift for: the mate whose mantelpiece already looks like a seance.