Cook’s Book Kitchen Scales
Digital kitchen scales hidden inside a hardback-book case so they live on the shelf next to your cookbooks.
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Lunar Eclipse Heat-Change Mug
A heat-change mug that runs through a full lunar eclipse as your tea cools. Then resets.
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Capybara Hot Water Bottle
A standard rubber hot water bottle wrapped in a plush capybara cover. The face is the right amount of vacant.
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Dark Lord Lamp
A hand-finished resin lamp from Scoot Makes Art, shaped like a certain Dark Lord's helmet and lit from…
via Scoot Makes Art
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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s tweets and transcripts cut up and rearranged into poetry, without adding a word. “My hands are…
via Amazon UK
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We’re Not Really Strangers
The card deck a photographer once handed to strangers, now the Couples Edition. Three levels of questions…
via Amazon UK
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Cat Hot Water Bottle
A standard hot water bottle wrapped in a plush cover that looks uncannily like a sleeping cat. Houseguests…
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Heatable Happy Hot Potato
A microwavable plush potato with an embroidered face. Heat it for two minutes, hug it, repeat for the…
via Firebox
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Toilet Timer
A five-minute wooden sand timer reading “Time to Get Off the Toilet”. Slightly funny. Slightly useful.
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Tunnock’s Tea Cake Umbrella
An officially licensed Tunnock's Tea Cake wrapper, stretched over a full-size umbrella, so you walk through…
via Gillian Kyle
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Giant Ice Cream Cone Planter
This vendor says Oldenburg's giant floor burger and Jeff Koons' Puppy were inspiration for their pop-art ice…
via Third Drawer Down
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Grim Steeper Tea Infuser
A tiny Grim Reaper for your loose-leaf tea. Hang his scythe over the mug and give Death a quiet job in the…
via Amazon UK
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Lorem Ipsum Rocks Glass
Every designer has pasted lorem ipsum into their artwork a thousand times and read it precisely never. Here…
via Well Told
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Off You Fuck Door Topper
A strip of matt black acrylic, laser cut to say 'OFF YOU FUCK.' It's handmade in North Yorkshire and perfect…
via Happy Laser Co
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Alessi Anna G Corkscrew
A corkscrew shaped like a smiling woman who throws her arms up as the cork comes out, as pleased as you are…
via Heal's
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Crisp Bouquet
A hand-wrapped bouquet of crisps from CrispDelight in York. Ask for their favourite flavours, then try not to…
via CrispDelight on Etsy
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Loch Ness Tea Monster
A tea-riffic green silicone Loch Ness Monster infuser. Head and humps poke out of your mug while loose-leaf…
via Amazon UK
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Ceramic Burger Salt & Pepper Shakers
Two tiny ceramic burgers, hand-glazed, that you fill with salt and pepper through silicone stoppers…
via Rex London
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Diet Cunt Clack Fan
A clack fan that says Diet Cunt across it. Pinkswag pitch it at drag shows, Pride and club nights; we'd add…
via Pinkswag
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Going, Going, Gone! Art Auction Card Game
An art auction card game where you bid on fake masterpieces like Munch's The Uncontrollable Giggle.
via Laurence King
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Building Brick Tissue Box Cover
A tissue box cover 3D printed to look like an oversized Lego brick, studs and all, in the four primary…
via ProfessorPrints
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8 Ball Bottle Opener
Half of a real billiard 8 ball, with a stainless-steel bottle opener sunk into the flat side. Cue fun.
via Suck UK
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Custom Wedding Bobbleheads
Send two photos and a real person sculpts the couple in miniature, oversized heads gently nodding, dressed…
via BobbleGifts
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I Eat Asbestos Hat
An acid-wash five-panel cap, the exact one your dad would wear to the tip, embroidered across the front with…
via Threadheads
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Recycled Ocean Plastic Butter Knife
A butter knife with a handle made from abandoned fishing nets pulled off British beaches. Every crumpet you…
via Holly & Co
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Beard Bib Mirror Hair-Catcher
A nylon bib that snaps around your neck and suction-cups onto your bathroom mirror. Trim away. Every clipping…
via Amazon UK
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Cheeky Push-Down Figurine Night Light
A 30cm white figurine night light with a yellow pleated shade. Tasteful from across the room. The on switch…
via Etsy
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Ichendorf Milano Chameleon Tumbler
A tumbler with a tiny 3D chameleon perched on a branch inside the glass. Pour something opaque and you'll…
via Sous Chef
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King of Beers
A vintage General Electric radio rebuilt by artist Scott Hildebrandt into a lit miniature diorama of the…
via Clever Mister Christmas
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LED Christmas Tree Mug
A 200ml ceramic mug shaped like a small Christmas tree, with little fairy lights embedded in the surface…
via Red Candy
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Tongue Magnetic Key Holder
A magnetic key holder shaped like a giant tongue, for anyone who wants to put their Yales on Mick Jagger's…
via Magnosphere
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Wild Ring
WildRing cast custom silver and gold rings from a place you choose, a coastline, a mountain ridge or a home…
via WildRing Studio
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Au Vodka Mystery Bottle
A full 70cl Au Vodka bottle in their iconic gold get-up. You don’t know which flavour until you peel the…
via Au Vodka
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Personalised Ice Cream Shovel
A stainless steel ice cream shovel with your name engraved. It's sized for a tub rather than a driveway. 6…
via MineMega
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David Attenborough Plant Markers
Four tiny David Attenboroughs to stand in your plant pots and quietly judge your watering.
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Human Dog Bed
A 170cm fluffy dog bed for an actual adult, with raised sides and a removable cover. Sit. Stay. Ignore the…
via Amazon UK
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Helvetica in Arial Tote Bag
A cotton tote printed with the word 'Helvetica', set in Arial. The cheapest, cruellest typography joke there…
via Cindy Rochlen
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Cordless Filament Lightbulb
An Edison-style filament bulb with no socket and no cable — just a switch on the base and five hours of warm…
via Suck UK
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Brutal London: Barbican Estate
A paper cut-out kit of the Barbican's Lauderdale Tower, standing 19cm tall once built. Brutalism for the…
via Zupagrafika
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Insert Coin LED Trailer Hitch Cover
A trailer hitch cover lit like a 1980s arcade coin-slot panel. By day, a metal plate. By night, a glowing…
via Etsy
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Martin Parr Zip Pockets
Three zip pouches printed with Martin Parr's photos of seagulls mid-heist and Brits queueing grimly for ice…
via Keep + Kind
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Clocky Runaway Alarm Clock
A digital alarm clock with two chunky rubber wheels. Hit snooze and it leaps off the bedside table, scoots…
via Menkind
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Cocaine Apothecary Jar
A small clear glass jar with a stoppered lid and an aged pharmacy label that just says Cocaine. Looks like it…
via Etsy
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BOSKA Partyclette ToGo
A tealight-powered raclette for two that turns a night in into a cheese sweat.
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Breakfast Club VHS Puzzle
A 500-piece Breakfast Club jigsaw, packed into a case styled like an old Blockbuster rental.
via Mad4Toys
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Squid, Octopus and Sardines Tinned Fish Box
Posh tinned octopus, squid and sardines for the tinned fish date night TikTok won’t shut up about.
via The Tinned Fish Market
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Novelty Joke Prescription Pill Box
A flat-packed cardboard pill box of the type the chemist hands you, with a printed prescription bag included…
via Etsy
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Love Will Tear Us Apart Jug
A Bella Freud jug featuring the words to Joy Division's biggest hit. 100% bone china and 16.5cm tall. UK…
via Bella Freud
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Mr Bingo ‘Do One Thing At A Time’ Print
A single-colour riso print, hand-pulled on Colorplan and signed by Mr Bingo. The message is 'do one thing at…
via Mr Bingo
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Disco Ball Hanging Planter
A genuine mirror-tiled disco ball, hollowed out, fitted with a hanging chain, and pretending to be a plant…
via Firebox
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