Squid, Octopus and Sardines Tinned Fish Box

Have you noticed tinned fish has become a thing on TikTok? Nobody can explain it. Still, I suppose it beats watching dickheads dancing around in tank tops. The Tinned Fish Market has leaned in hard to the trend, flogging fancy conservas from stalls at Borough Market and Spitalfields. Now you can buy their taster-sized discovery packages online – wrapped in an illustrated gift box.

The spec:

• Octopus in olive oil from Papa Anzóis
• Portuguese-style squid from Cântara
• Sardines in olive oil from Berthe
• Order by 2pm for next-day delivery

A gift for: John West