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The latest off-piste presents we hate to love

£20.00

Pikkii The Thirsty Planter

A small ceramic person sipping water from a cup, beside the plant pot they're irrigating. Capillary siphon…

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£139.59

Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar

A genuine fire extinguisher shell, gutted and refitted as a lockable drinks cabinet with a stained pine…

via TheJerryCanCompany Get this →

£5.99

Gregg Wallace Engraved Wooden Spoon

A wooden spoon indelibly etched with the head of disgraced MasterChef star Gregg Wallace. He's since…

via Amazon UK Get this →

£14.99

Disco Ball Hanging Planter

A genuine mirror-tiled disco ball, hollowed out, fitted with a hanging chain, and pretending to be a plant…

via Firebox Get this →

£25.99

Au Vodka 12-Can Vest

Twelve cans across your torso, held in place with velcro and a buckle. Au Vodka built the vest. They will…

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£24.95

Bird Pun Coasters Set of 6

Six coasters, six real British birds, and not one you can say in front of the vicar.

via Sarah Edmonds Get this →

£35.00

Bad Habit Cat Cardholder Tin

A cigarette case with a smoking black cat on the lid. Inside, it's a wallet.

via Trinket Get this →

£37.19

Tiny Arcade Atari 2600 Mini Console

A sandwich-sized, fully functional 3.5-inch replica of the Atari 2600 with a working joystick and ten…

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This Week's Obsession

The one we can't stop thinking about

Giant Ice Cream Cone Planter

£45.00

This vendor says Oldenburg's giant floor burger and Jeff Koons' Puppy were inspiration for their pop-art ice cream plant pot. I’ll admit, It’s certainly different to the bog-standard clay variety sold at the garden centre. It’s…

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Quirky gifts for him

For the guy who swears he doesn't need anything

£32.90

Zippo Hand Warmer

Zippo’s chrome hand warmer gives up to 12 hours of flameless heat. For bus stops that feel like a survival…

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£1,859.99

Lifesize Bigfoot Garden Ornament

A six-foot fibreglass Sasquatch garden ornament with piercing brown eyes, no neck and broad shoulders…

via GardenSite Get this →

£15.28

UK Crisp Packets Book

A whole book of empty crisp packets, from Salt 'n' Shake to Space Raiders.

via Amazon UK Get this →

£11.95

Hakuna Mafuckit Desk Plate

A gold-on-black desk plaque engraved with the words Hakuna Mafuckit. The motto, for the type of working week…

via Red Candy Get this →

£22.00

Delft Blue French Fries Tile

Four hundred years of Delft blue tradition, used to paint a carton of chips.

via The Dutch Tile Project Get this →

£16.95

Building Brick Tissue Box Cover

A tissue box cover 3D printed to look like an oversized Lego brick, studs and all, in the four primary…

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£44.00

Chocolate Slugs (Box of 14)

Fourteen hand-painted milk chocolate slugs, convincingly awful enough to put a gardener off their tea…

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£22.50

Inflatable Tube Wavy Man Suit

The car dealership inflatable, scaled to fit a person. Built-in fan keeps the arms flailing. Whoever wears it…

via Menkind Get this →

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Unique gifts for her

Give your girl something from the internet’s wonkier shelves

£55.00

Chilli Table Lamp

A 34cm red glass chilli that lights up the house like a kebab shop. All of the drama, none of the burn.

via Urban Outfitters Get this →

£10.00

Counter-Print Object Logos

108 pages of trademarks built from actual things: scissors, keys, trumpets, staplers. A pocket-sized logo…

via Counter-Print Get this →

£15.00

Raised on MTV, Running on HRT Mug

For the woman who spent 1991 taping the Top 40 off the radio and now spends her lunch breaks arguing with a…

via Of Life & Lemons Get this →

£9.99

Office Udder Stress Toy

A small pink silicone cow udder with a suction cup on top. Sticks under the desk, hangs there quietly, and…

via Amazon UK Get this →

£28.99

Recycled Ocean Plastic Butter Knife

A butter knife with a handle made from abandoned fishing nets pulled off British beaches. Every crumpet you…

via Holly & Co Get this →

£55.00

Tunnock’s Tea Cake Umbrella

An officially licensed Tunnock's Tea Cake wrapper, stretched over a full-size umbrella, so you walk through…

via Gillian Kyle Get this →

£28.00

Pulp Dance and Drink Necklace

Pulp's filthiest lyric, hand-inked on a speech bubble you can wear to your nan's.

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£325.00

You Are My Lobster Neon Sign

Phoebe was right about Ross and Rachel and she's been quietly right about you and your person ever since. A…

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Budget

Weird gifts under a tenner

Cheap. Cheerful. Unforgettable for all the wrong reasons.

£8.99

Heatable Happy Hot Potato

A microwavable plush potato with an embroidered face. Heat it for two minutes, hug it, repeat for the…

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£9.99

BOSKA Partyclette ToGo

A tealight-powered raclette for two that turns a night in into a cheese sweat.

via Amazon UK Get this →

£7.99

Beard Bib Mirror Hair-Catcher

A nylon bib that snaps around your neck and suction-cups onto your bathroom mirror. Trim away. Every clipping…

via Amazon UK Get this →

£5.40

Basically Dead Tombstone Birthday Candle

A nine-centimetre tombstone-shaped birthday candle reading “Basically Dead”. Sing the song slowly.

via Amazon UK Get this →

£1.99

Finger Hands Tiny Puppets

A pair of soft rubber finger puppets shaped like miniature human hands. Slip them onto the ends of your index…

via Incognito UK Get this →

£6.99

Death Row Recipes Cookbook

A short, dark cookbook that pairs the actual final meal of each death-row inmate with the crime that put them…

via Firebox Get this →

£7.50

Colour Wheel Enamel Pin

A hard-enamel colour wheel pin with eight wedges. 1.9cm in size. The perfect gift for designers, or fans of…

via Hand Over Your Fairy Cakes Get this →

£7.33

The Judgy Jar

A handmade ceramic storage jar from Stan Mugs that stands on your counter with its arms on its hips, silently…

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A real chicken nugget, a toad with a missile strapped to its back and a pair of jingling buttocks. Thirteen bonkers baubles…

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weird gift ideasfor unique people

Freaks of the Week

Pikkii The Thirsty Planter

Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar

Gregg Wallace Engraved Wooden Spoon

Disco Ball Hanging Planter

Au Vodka 12-Can Vest

Bird Pun Coasters Set of 6

Bad Habit Cat Cardholder Tin

Tiny Arcade Atari 2600 Mini Console

This Week's Obsession

Giant Ice Cream Cone Planter

Quirky gifts for him

Zippo Hand Warmer

Lifesize Bigfoot Garden Ornament

UK Crisp Packets Book

Hakuna Mafuckit Desk Plate

Delft Blue French Fries Tile

Building Brick Tissue Box Cover

Chocolate Slugs (Box of 14)

Inflatable Tube Wavy Man Suit

Unique gifts for her

Chilli Table Lamp

Counter-Print Object Logos

Raised on MTV, Running on HRT Mug

Office Udder Stress Toy

Recycled Ocean Plastic Butter Knife

Tunnock’s Tea Cake Umbrella

Pulp Dance and Drink Necklace

You Are My Lobster Neon Sign

Weird gifts under a tenner

Heatable Happy Hot Potato

BOSKA Partyclette ToGo

Beard Bib Mirror Hair-Catcher

Basically Dead Tombstone Birthday Candle

Finger Hands Tiny Puppets

Death Row Recipes Cookbook

Colour Wheel Enamel Pin

The Judgy Jar

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weird gift ideas
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