Inflatable Tube Wavy Man Suit

The flailing-armed advertising man outside car dealerships is one of the great unhinged pieces of 21st century street furniture. This is a wearable version. Step in, switch on the built-in fan, and your arms will start thrashing about like a screaming mother in a burning building. If you’re stupid enough to buy this, it collapses into a small bag when not inflated. Handy for your work locker.

The spec:

• One-size adult costume, fits roughly 5ft 5 to 6ft 2 adults
• Built-in fan, runs off 4 x AA batteries (not included)
• Two viewing slots so the wearer can vaguely see where they’re going

A gift for: the stag. If only to see how he carries his round.