Au Vodka 12-Can Vest
Twelve cans across your torso, held in place with velcro and a buckle. Au Vodka built the vest. They will…
A severed finger, hand-painted with the kind of attention that film props get. It has a knuckle, a fingernail and a slightly grim cross-section, and it weighs about what a finger weighs, which is crucial when scaring the shit out of your grandma. You can choose fresh-cut or aged-cut — like any fine meat.
The spec:
A gift for: anyone with heart conditions.
Same flavour of weird, different shape.