Martin Parr Zip Pockets
Three zip pouches printed with Martin Parr's photos of seagulls mid-heist and Brits queueing grimly for ice…
A small plush potato with a face that goes in the microwave. Inside is a lavender-scented filling that holds heat. You warm it up, you put it on the bit that hurts, you feel marginally better.
The spec:
A gift for: the colleague who keeps a blanket draped over their chair year-round.
Same flavour of weird, different shape.