Building Brick Tissue Box Cover

The shop calls it a “building brick style” tissue box for legal reasons. We all know it’s Lego.

For decades, this brand has been responsible for making fat balding men cry deep into the night. This is the first brick to hand them a tissue afterwards.

The spec:

• Fits standard rectangular tissue boxes
• Blue, yellow, red or green
• Doesn’t click onto anything

A gift for: the dad who still won’t let anyone touch the Millennium Falcon.