Chocolate Slugs (Box of 14)
Fourteen hand-painted milk chocolate slugs, convincingly awful enough to put a gardener off their tea…
Brutto are a Spanish brand in A Coruña, where the weather is reportedly bad three hundred days a year. So they built a kite-shaped “fuck you” to curse the skies. The product page claims it is the easiest kite to fly in the world; the gesture suggests they have stopped caring whether you believe them.
The spec:
A gift for: your favourite sweary uncle
Same flavour of weird, different shape.