Cat Butt Tissue Holder

Tissue dispensers are a deeply boring category. Someone at What On Earth, Inc. fixed that by carving a cat in resin, lying belly-down with all four legs out and its rear lifted into the air. They then put the dispenser hole exactly where instinct tells you it must be.

Pull a tissue. Reach for another. Try not to make eye contact with the cat.

The spec, briefly:

• Hand-painted resin, roughly 30cm long
• Fits a standard square cube tissue box (the pop-up sort)
• Available in tabby and black-and-white tuxedo

Cat people understand instantly. Non-cat people…well, they’re not worth knowing. Lives in the spare bathroom, the home office, or on the desk of someone who wanted their colleagues to know exactly where they stand on workplace decorum.

A gift for: the cat owner who finds normal homeware a bit lacking.