Voodoo Knife Block With 5 Knives

A faceless human figure in shiny red plastic with five very real stainless steel kitchen knives plunged in across the back, chest, and head. The knives are seriously good, while the presentation is questionable. In 2014, The Ex (its official name) disappeared from the market due to numerous counterfeits and the international legal battles that followed.

The only legal battles you need to worry about is if your partner disowns you for having this psychotic product on your kitchen counter.

The spec, briefly:

• Glossy red ABS plastic knife holder, roughly 22cm tall
• Five-piece stainless steel knife set with satin finish
• Knives lift cleanly out, no special technique required
• Blade covers not included (yes, all that money and you don’t get the covers thrown in)

A gift for: the friend who is obsessed with serial killers.