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Phoebe was right about Ross and Rachel and she's been quietly right about you and your person ever since. A…
A 5ft knife that functions as a mirror. It’s handmade to order in Australia from acrylic and ships in two pieces, because posting a 145cm knife in one go tends to invite questions at customs. I recommend sticking it to the wall of your spare room and scaring the shit out of unwanted house guests.
The spec:
A gift for: your ex.
Same flavour of weird, different shape.