Uranus Chocolate Fudge
The best fudge comes from Uranus. That's their slogan, not ours, and they've been getting away with it since…
A plush pickle. Comes with a small mock-clinical tag explaining the pickle’s role in supporting you through stressful presentations, long phone calls with EE, and meetings that should have been emails.
A gift for: the colleague whose Slack status has been “in a meeting” for sixteen weeks straight.
Same flavour of weird, different shape.